Friday, January 19, 2018

Dear Gossips,

The Screen Actors Guild Awards are happening on Sunday. Will you watch? The SAGs aren’t as highly rated as the Golden Globes or the Grammys or the Oscars. And there’s some kind of football game on the same night.  Read Full Intro

What Else?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2018 21:33:31 January 19, 2018 21:33:31

Colin Firth has released a statement about Woody Allen. Well, more like a sentence, really. And it’s hard to read tone into it. Which is good, in the one sentence, because that statement it clear, definitive, leaves no room for interpretation. Full Story

CHICAGO WEST

Duana Posted by Duana at January 19, 2018 21:20:39 January 19, 2018 21:20:39
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Pierre Suu/ GC Images

Noooooope this is not the way any of us thought this was going to go. Not one of us. Don’t you lie.  Nobody saw this coming. About a month ago Lainey really latched onto my suggestion of ‘Truth’  -- and I mean, based on ‘North’ and ‘Saint’, I felt good about that. Full Story

Chris Hemsworth in 12 Strong

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 19, 2018 20:05:56 January 19, 2018 20:05:56
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Photo Image Press/ Splash News, Mike Coppola/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty Images

In what is hopefully the last gasp of his typical Hollywood action career, before he fully embraces his destiny as a comedy grunt, Chris Hemsworth stars in 12 Strong, a movie so patriotic and mediocre you’d think it was directed by late-era Clint Eastwood. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, January 19, 2018

Maria Posted by Maria at January 19, 2018 18:50:50 January 19, 2018 18:50:50

Over the holidays I read Celeste Ng’s newest book, Little Fires Everywhere. I absolutely love her work. Celeste posted this exchange with her mother on Instagram, and a lot of people didn’t get it. Their parent must not be immigrants. If I told my mom I had a NYT best selling book she’d say oh that’s nice and then move on to more important topics of discussions, like where she found rapini on sale. Full Story

The new Heathers

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at January 19, 2018 18:08:26 January 19, 2018 18:08:26
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Jeff Kravitz/ Earl Gibson III/ Getty Images

It's my birthday. Lainey has told you how obnoxious I usually am on my birthday. I force everyone to treat me like Beyoncé all day. I was trying to keep it low key this year but right now I want to establish that today is about celebrating me and no one can get mad at me on my birthday before I admit something. Full Story

January 19, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2018 15:00:34 January 19, 2018 15:00:34

Today is Kathleen’s birthday. Kathleen is the kind of person who broadcasts her birthday every year. She wants the attention. She expects the attention. This year though, she’s trying to be all modest about her birthday and “not so extra”. Sure. That must be why, during a 15 minute conversation with her yesterday, she brought up how she was trying to low-key her birthday at least 4 times. Full Story

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