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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Photo Assumption with Scott Eastwood and John Boyega 

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at March 16, 2018 16:07:43 March 16, 2018 16:07:43
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Scott Eastwood and John Boyega are starring in Pacific Rim Uprising together and I thought the press tour would go one of two ways. One, Scott Eastwood’s perma-doucheness would infiltrate John Boyega’s general perfect ray-of-sunshine-ness or two, by some miracle, John Boyega would make Scott Eastwood somewhat likeable by proxy. Full Story

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Man Of The Woods, Super Bowl weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2018 15:47:41 February 2, 2018 15:47:41
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Justin Timberlake’s album, Man Of The Woods, is now out. He released a fourth video from the album, for the title track, yesterday. I watched the video this morning. He refers to his dick as “the faucet”.  And… I’m out.  Apparently this kind of junior lyricism is not unique to that particular song. Full Story

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Casey Affleck won’t present at the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2018 17:02:55 January 26, 2018 17:02:55

Typically, not always, but typically, it’s tradition at the Oscars for the previous year’s best actress winner to present to the new best actor and for the previous year’s best actor to present to the new best actress. This is why Brie Larson stood on stage and didn’t clap Full Story

Justin Timberlake “made peace” with Janet Jackson...? 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2018 20:22:26 January 17, 2018 20:22:26

This is the headline you will read all day and probably tomorrow. That, after leaving Janet Jackson for dead after the Super Bowl in 2004, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson actually “made peace”. Those aren’t the words that come of out his mouth though. Those are the words that Zane Lowe put in his mouth, to which he replies, “Absolutely”. Full Story

James Franco has no idea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2018 20:48:44 January 10, 2018 20:48:44
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James and Dave Franco were supposed to be featured in a New York TimesTalk event that was scheduled for today which has now been cancelled because of the recent allegations that have come up about James following the Golden Globes. As mentioned the other day Full Story

The Michelle Williams/Mark Wahlberg pay gap 

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 10, 2018 14:35:26 January 10, 2018 14:35:26
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Today in Burn It All Down News, USA Today is reporting that for the eleventh-hour All the Money in the World reshoots, Mark Wahlberg was paid $1.5 million, while Michelle Williams was paid less than one thousand dollars. Yes, that’s right, Michelle Williams, who received a Golden Globe nomination for her work in the film, made LESS THAN ONE PERCENT of what Mark Wahlberg, who received no recognition, got for the same damn effort. Full Story

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