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Gwyneth’s interloper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2018 13:54:21 February 2, 2018 13:54:21
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The In goop Health New York summit happened last weekend. Did you hear about Dr Jennifer Gunter MD, FRCS(C), FACOG, DABPM infiltrating the summit? You can read her post here. Sounds like her experience was similar to Sarah’s when Sarah went to the LA summit Full Story

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Gwyneth & Colbert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2018 15:15:49 January 26, 2018 15:15:49
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Stephen Colbert, over the years, has mocked Gwyneth Paltrow and goop for their batsh-t recommendations and promoting of fake science. Have you seen his Covetton House features? Basically he dresses up as a poncy asshole and recommends things like “scrotal dry cleaning” and “nacho cheese soaks”. Full Story

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Justin Timberlake: Say Something

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2018 20:58:07 January 25, 2018 20:58:07

Say Something nice: this is the third song Justin Timberlake has released off of the upcoming Man Of The Woods. And, to me, it’s the most tolerable. I don’t hate it.  Say Something nice again: this is the third video released off the upcoming album and I enjoyed it. It is definitely the least offensive video so far. Full Story

Tessa Thompson is a badass 

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at January 9, 2018 18:24:13 January 9, 2018 18:24:13
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Tessa Thompson has been at the forefront of the Time’s Up movement since it was announced on January 1st. She stood alongside other actresses to share the initiative’s message. She encouraged her followers to donate. She gave clear and intelligent interviews defending their decision to wear black, answering the critics who asked why not just boycott the Globes altogether Full Story

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The Weeknd and H&M

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at January 9, 2018 16:20:34 January 9, 2018 16:20:34

 In the excitement and sleepless delirium of last night's Golden Globes coverage, I don't think I expressed how much I love Time's Up. The initiative is great and I think they’re doing great work but I love it so much because “time is up” is a brilliant slogan for right now. Full Story

Matt Damon keeps talking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2017 18:25:38 December 19, 2017 18:25:38
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The Downsizing premiere happened last night in LA. Matt Damon wasn’t there. Matt Damon hasn’t been generating a lot of great press lately. Coincidence or conspiracy? Maybe he was never expected at the premiere. Full Story

Dim sum according to goop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2017 16:33:56 December 7, 2017 16:33:56

I want to shout this entire post, do it in all caps, but then you would shout back at me because of your eyes. So, fine, I won’t. Just please know that I am actually shouting. Because the thing is, if goop and Gwyneth Paltrow Full Story