Smutty Social Media, April 19, 2017
Brooklyn Decker posted a selife last night, and some people pointed out that she looked like Kevin Bacon. They are not wrong.
The Stallone girls keep trying to happen. Am I the only one thinking, “who cares”? I may be getting “famous sisters” ennui. We have so many sets already.
Sly's Angels: The #StalloneSisters are stepping into the spotlight. @SophiaStallone @SistineStallone & @ScarletStallone talk about modeling, their #GoldenGlobe debut and life with their famous parents for our latest edition of #harperbyharpersbazaar, link in bio. Photography by @VictorDemarchelier Styling by @JoannaHillman
What is it about expensive bottles of booze that causes people throw their hands in the air like they just don’t care? No one can resist that particular type of douchiness – not even KStew.
I had no idea Elle King is Rob Schneider’s daughter. They actually look a lot alike.
Tyra and Amber Valletta are neighbours – get her on America’s Next Top Model.
Bill Nye is solid, too.
Bill O'Reilly. Bill Cosby. Billy Bush.— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 19, 2017
I'M THE ONLY GOOD BILLY ON TV!!!!!
The judgy moms and anonymous trolls are after Irina Shayk for posting this photo.
Did you read the goop article on “earthing”? Basically it’s the practice of walking outside barefoot, which proponents say can help treat arthritis, insomnia and depression. Feet are really in right now.
mahalo feet for where you've brought me. how you've taught me. who you've sought for me. this heart is a mirror of your lines, ever growing. where would i be without you? taking moments to breathe deeply and appreciate the smallest (yet often most important) treasures our bodies possess offers a healing most profound, and a perspective most widened. #medicine
First day of school! Oprah starts her new job at 60 Minutes.