Smutty Social Media, March 28, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at March 28, 2017 19:19:43 March 28, 2017 19:19:43

Spencer Pratt knows his place in the celebrity eco-system more than most famous people (or formerly famous people). And how does a restaurant pull your discount – does the waitstaff have to discreetly mention it as s/he sets down the bill? Or do they give you no warning and at the end of your meal you get the receipt and don’t see that Manager Discount line?


If you are Canadian, enjoy this earworm for the rest of the day. I’ve been singing, “Treat it with Tremclad, give it that TLLLLCCCCCC” for hours.


Coffee is for closers, Alec.

 

My wife went to get my coffee...

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Why don’t we talk about Divorce more? I can’t get anyone into this show. It’s lonely over here.

 

Day 1 principle photography on @divorceonhbo ! And...."action!" X, sj

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Taraji is flaunting her vacation, as she should. I feel like she’s someone who doesn’t take a lot of time off.

 

@muurswagg thank you for my goodies. I love your clothes!!!! #photocred @p.o.w.e.r._crew 💋💋💋

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Gwyneth Paltrow is visiting her exchange family – she often mentions them when she casually works “I can speak Spanish” into her interviews. I’ve never understood why people make such a fuss about this – over 430 million people speak Spanish.

 

@calpepbcn con mi mamá española. Te quiero mamá! #gspotting

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The baby’s brand new, so the poo is still the tar stage, right? I forget how long that lasts.


Miley Cyrus’s sister Brandi and her mom Tish are starring in a new Bravo show centered around interior design. I looked back at the Simply Cyrus YouTube channel, remember that? and it hasn’t been updated in a year, which makes me think they switched their focus to this new project. Miley makes a very brief cameo in the trailer.

 

Cutest filter EVER!

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Milo Ventimiglia quit Instagram in 2013 because it wasn’t about the photography anymore. Very Bon Iver of him.

 

Finito.

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