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Dim sum according to goop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2017 16:33:56 December 7, 2017 16:33:56
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I want to shout this entire post, do it in all caps, but then you would shout back at me because of your eyes. So, fine, I won’t. Just please know that I am actually shouting. Because the thing is, if goop and Gwyneth Paltrow Full Story

Divesting from Lena Dunham

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at November 21, 2017 14:24:20 November 21, 2017 14:24:20
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Lena F-cking Dunham. I know, I know, I swear too much and I’ll have to apologize to my mother later for starting this piece with an expletive but the first words that come to mind when I think of Lena Dunham Full Story

Get Out challenges award season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2017 17:09:56 November 17, 2017 17:09:56
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Should we care about award season when Hollywood’s predator infestation is so far from being exterminated? Is award season trivial? Sure, parts of it. But there are some storylines that are playing out this award season that deserve our attention. Consider Lady Bird, Greta Gerwig’s directorial debut and the acclaim it’s been getting. Full Story

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Disney’s dumb power play

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 8, 2017 13:58:39 November 8, 2017 13:58:39
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Disney has had quite the week. On the one hand, Thor: Ragnarok is champagne-toasting success, but on the other hand, they stumbled into an incredibly stupid and ill-timed power play with the LA Times. Full Story

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Alec Baldwin throws a fit in the Twitter sandbox

Maria Posted by Maria at November 7, 2017 15:25:07 November 7, 2017 15:25:07
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Ugh. That’s how I feel having to talk about Alec Baldwin today. It’s just a big bag of ugh. I’m not referring to his social media gender reveal (Alec, at 59, is expecting his 5th child, his fourth with Hilaria. Full Story

Will and Jada tried

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at November 6, 2017 20:55:01 November 6, 2017 20:55:01

If you've been keeping up with Tyrese's Instagram, you know he's been going through some sh-t. He's been working through that sh-t very loudly and publicly on the gram. He's been airing out the details of his child custody dispute and his financial hardships for his 9 million followers. Full Story

Bieber’s tattooed torso

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at October 23, 2017 13:50:03 October 23, 2017 13:50:03
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I would like to send my condolences to all the Beliebers who have been in mourning since Saturday when Justin Bieber debuted an onslaught of new tattoos that cover his entire torso. The abs that launched a billion screams are no longer visible. Full Story

Leave Hocus Pocus alone

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 28, 2017 17:51:59 September 28, 2017 17:51:59

Hocus Pocus is one of those movies, objectively not great but beloved by a generation anyway. I was ten when Hocus Pocus came out, and if there had been fan fiction and message boards in 1993, I would have been all over it, my screenname undoubtedly “ThackeryBinx27”, and unspeakably bad fanfic, in which Dani and Thackery defeat the Sanderson sisters and then kiss, filling my hard drive. Full Story