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Eat Like Tom (& Gisele)

Maria Posted by Maria at March 8, 2017 20:14:22 March 8, 2017 20:14:22
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Purple Carrot/ Splash News

Would you like to have dinner with the Brady bunch? When you set the table in your mind, do not include wine glasses or bread plates or butter knives. Because you will not be needing any of that to enjoy a meal with Tom Brady Full Story

Tom Brady: QB1 is a Snake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2017 15:21:13 February 6, 2017 15:21:13
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Kevin C. Cox/ Bob Levey/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ Getty Images

Tom Brady and the New England Patriots made history last night, coming back from a major deficit in the second half and, in Brady’s case, proving that the word “enough” doesn’t apply to some people. Full Story

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Michael Phelps: SMA 2016 Odds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2016 19:36:22 November 8, 2016 19:36:22
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WENN

Arguments for: -All those Olympic medals -The comeback story -His body -He’s married, he’s a dad now, he can’t stop gushing about it on social media; the MiniVan Majority loves that sh-t -It doesn’t get more American than Michael Phelps Full Story

Monday, August 22, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Four years ago, at the Olympics, Ryan Lochte was a blessing to the internet, generating memes and GIFs and hilarious snark-pieces that I still enjoy and read, despite the fact that our online world has been accused of being hollow and temporary.  Read Full Intro

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Dear Gossips,

This is probably the most popular photo so far of Rio 2016. It’s Usain Bolt, in his semi-final heat of the 100m on Sunday night, cruising to the finish line with a grin while the rest of the field is busting their asses behind him.  Read Full Intro

Monday, August 15, 2016

Dear Gossips,

I had an “I wish I thought of this” moment looking at my inbox this weekend. What if the Sorting Hat went to the aquatic centre? How would each swimming stroke – and the athletes who represent them – be divided into their respective Hogwarts Houses? The following comes from the brilliant mind of a reader called Molly, aka Zuzu.  Read Full Intro

Friday, August 12, 2016

Dear Gossips,

The women were expected to be glorious these Games. And they have been GLORIOUS. Penny Oleksiak won Canada’s first gold medal in Rio, tying for first in the 100m freestyle with Simone Manuel yesterday. It was Penny’s fourth medal at these Olympics and she’s now the youngest Canadian to ever win Olympic gold.  Read Full Intro