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Thank you, Paula Abdul

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 17:57:48 September 23, 2013 17:57:48
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CBS Photo Archive/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

I want you to join me in being thankful for what Paula gave us last night. I want you to be thankful that someone came to give us the fun. To give us some pure joy. To remind us that these nights, they are for entertainment, for OUR entertainment. They tell you they want to celebrate their achievements, but they’re incapable of celebrating them without an audience. Full Story

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Weird stripe, faces that don’t move, hot Brit host

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 13:25:00 August 24, 2011 13:25:00

This is, so far, what the US version of The X Factor is for me. The judges and the host are featured on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter. First thing I fixated on was that weird blonde stripe that seems to be running up Simon Cowell’s head. Is it bad lighting? Why didn’t they fix it? This is making me crazy. Full Story

Better find her a boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 06:54:43 April 26, 2011 06:54:43

Simon Cowell has confirmed exclusively to Nikki Finke that Paula Abdul and Cheryl Cole are his choices to fill the remaining two spots on the US version of X Factor launching in the Fall. Both are currently negotiating their contracts. They’ve been trying to make Cheryl Cole happen for a long time now. Full Story

Porny the judge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2009 08:09:38 August 17, 2009 08:09:38

Page Six is reporting that Jessica Simpson’s pimp father Joe has been campaigning on behalf of his daughter to replace Paula Abdul’s vacated seat at the judge’s table on American Idol. Full Story

Pillpopper backtrack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 11:35:32 May 8, 2009 11:35:32

Earlier this week, Paula Abdul made headlines for an interview with Ladies Home Journal during which she allegedly admitted, finally, to being addicted to prescription pills for chronic back pain and had to detox in rehab – revealing she could have killed herself the withdrawal sucked so hard. Needless to say, it came as no surprise. Full Story

Worst Grammy Hair: Paula Abdul

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 08:36:20 February 9, 2009 08:36:20

She could qualify for worst everything actually but we’ll spread the hate around and focus, for now, on the 6 story apartment building attached to her head – a flagrant violation of the laws of proportion, if such a thing exists. And if it doesn’t, it should. The problem is that the updo is the same size as her face, and since she’s only, like, 5 feet tall, it’s also almost the same size as her body. Full Story

Please Don’t Take Her Pills Away!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 07:54:00 April 30, 2008 07:54:00

When reality can no longer be counted on on reality tv, thank Xenu for a babbling fool like Paula Abdul. She’s always good for unscripted drama. Unscripted drama is the smutty best. Big news this morning – last night on American Idol, the contestants performed twice. Due to a tight timeline, judging only happened after all competitors had delivered their first songs. Full Story

Trainwreck at the Superbowl?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2008 08:24:09 January 11, 2008 08:24:09

This HAS to happen. It HAS to. TV Guide columnist, the brilliant Michael Ausiello, is reporting that Paula Abdul will perform at the Superbowl. And that it will be LIVE. Apparently Paula cut a new song with fellow judge Randy Jackson and has been rehearsing a new video. Even though it’s been years since Paula’s been anything but a judge on American Idol, even though on American Idol she can barely string together a sentence, even though she’s loopy as sh*t… Paula Abdul, in front of millions and millions of people, on US television’s biggest night, will take the stage. Full Story