Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Articles

Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man Alive 2017

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2017 14:34:42 November 15, 2017 14:34:42

Well, there’s a reason I keep mentioning the MiniVan Majority and its influence on PEOPLE Magazine when I handicap the Sexiest Man Alive every year. The MiniVan Majority comes up a lot. Because the SMA is for them. Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man Alive 2017 – for them.  To be fair, it would be hard for anyone to follow up last year’s SMA, Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Full Story

Tom Brady: SMA 2017 Odds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2017 18:56:26 November 10, 2017 18:56:26
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Maria nominated Tom Brady for her Sexiest Man Alive prediction today in Smutty Social Media. So let’s assess Tom’s chances at the title.  Arguments for: - Tom Brady is definitely All-American, the reigning Super Bowl Champion. Full Story

Prediction: Mark Wahlberg SMA 2017 Odds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2017 22:22:22 November 8, 2017 22:22:22
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Arguments for:  - Marky Mark of the Calvin Klein underwear ads has never been named Sexiest Man Alive. People have been horny for those ads for almost 20 years.  - And since then Mark Wahlberg has gone on to become a Hollywood mogul. He’s one of the most powerful actor-producers in the business. Full Story

Justin Timberlake: SMA Odds 2017

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2017 21:28:49 November 8, 2017 21:28:49
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Arguments for:  - F*ck him. As far as I’m concerned there are zero arguments in favour of Justin Timberlake being named the Sexiest Man Alive. But the truth is, this is a minority opinion. Especially not with the MiniVan Majority. Which is what PEOPLE caters to.  - He’s in the new Woody Allen movie, Wonder Wheel, coming out in early December. Full Story

Drake: SMA Odds 2017

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2017 21:08:16 November 8, 2017 21:08:16

Arguments for:  - If Adam f-cking Levine can be the Sexiest Man Alive, why not Drake? - Drake is a bigger superstar than Adam Levine who is, so far, the only musician to ever have been named SMA.  - Drake sells.  - Drake just showed up on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter Full Story

Alex Rodriguez: SMA 2017 Odds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2017 20:51:58 November 8, 2017 20:51:58
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Arguments for: - Jennifer Lopez. This is the main case. He’s dating her. He’s been dating her this year as he moves away from pro baseball and begins his next career. She’s softened all his edges. He’s been indefatigably trying to convince us that he’s not an asshole. Full Story

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Jake Gyllenhaal: SMA Odds 2017

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2017 20:20:39 November 8, 2017 20:20:39
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Arguments for:  - Another one who gets handicapped year after year. A couple of years ago at TIFF, Jake was the most googled star of the festival. So he’s definitely known. The MiniVan Majority definitely knows him.  - Jake is currently Oscar campaigning. He was at the Hollywood Film Awards the other night. Full Story

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Chadwick Boseman: SMA Odds 2017

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2017 19:42:36 November 8, 2017 19:42:36
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Arguments for:  - Black Panther is the most highly anticipated movie of 2018. I would even say it’s the most highly anticipated movie period but then Star Wars nerds would be all up in their feelings about that and we don’t need a MCU Star Wars battle right now. Aren’t they the same family anyway? - Anyway. Full Story

Chris Pine: SMA Odds 2017

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2017 19:18:27 November 8, 2017 19:18:27
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Arguments for:  - Chris Pine is probably Kathleen’s vote for SMA. He is her top Chris. And he was her top Chris even before Wonder Woman came out when he became the top Chris for so many of you. Full Story

Chris Evans: SMA 2017 Odds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2017 18:42:37 November 8, 2017 18:42:37
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Arguments for: - Look at him. It doesn’t get more All-American than Chris Evans. - He’s Captain America! - Technically he’s not on a film promo circuit but if they gave it to Chris Hemsworth already, PEOPLE would totally offer it to Evans. He’s exactly who they’d want. Full Story