Smutty Social Media, February 14, 2018

Maria Posted by Maria at February 14, 2018 19:04:33 February 14, 2018 19:04:33

How many TV shows can say they created a holiday? Because Galentine’s Day comes from Parks & Rec, which was above all a show about female optimism, ambition and friendship.

 

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The Harris-Burka family goes big for all the holidays. These candy-heart glasses? Come on, they are great.

 

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$1 to use a change table seems ridiculous, but many people pointed out that it could be a vending machine for a diaper or wipes. 

How did Cruel Intentions end up between My Little Pony and Despicable Me 3? Maybe it’s considered a “family movie” because it revolves around siblings.

 

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Years ago, Chrissy Teigen was fired by Forever 21 for being “too fat”. And now every time she drags them it’s like the “You people work on commission, right?” scene from Pretty Woman. It never gets old.

Karlie Kloss and Millie Bobby Brown hung out at the Calvin Klein show. I really like this white leather jacket – but it’s very pricey and almost sold out on Net-a-Porter. I don’t really understand Calvin Klein as a brand – you can get it at the most bargain basement department stores (obviously that stuff is licensed) but then there’s the new By Appointment line by Raf Simons which will be very exclusive and customized. It seems like a big disconnect. 

 

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Another week, another rumour that Cardi B. is pregnant, this time from TMZ. (Weren’t they just wrong about the Spice Girls tour?) Last week, Cardi responded to the chatter with, “No bitch I’m just getting fat. Let me fat in peace” I think that makes for an excellent email signature.  

 

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I’ve been DM’ing this to people all day. If I had to look at it, so do you.


 

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